I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box.
Dear person I hate,
Dear person I like,
Dear ex boyfriend,
Dear ex girlfriend,
Dear ex bestfriend,
Dear future me,
Dear past me,
Dear person I’m jealous of,
Dear person I had a crush on,
Dear [any prompt of your choosing],
Dude this sounds fun
I keep forgetting what the differences are in the over the counter pain relievers, so I made a handy chart.
Menstrual cramps! Naproxen!… Be warned — Naproxen does not work for me at all. May as well be a placebo pill. I took three or four one day when I was bleeding like a stuck pig, and I wound up doubled over in pain until I bought some ibuprofen from the school bookstore.
An interesting chart nonetheless.
I’ve found naproxen doesn’t work for cramps either, actually, so that’s a valid point. Ibuprofen or midol is the only thing that kicks it for me :(
Pamprin is my personal favorite. I think it contains acetaminophen, which this chart deems “least effective” lol. We are outliers and should not be counted…
attractive privilege is not being an insecure bitch abt it
So I decided to just upload them instead of being an insecure little bitch about it
alex dared me to do a recut movie trailer turning a psychological thriller into an indie film trailer, so here’s a preview of “the shining” if it was a charming little indie flick about family and what it means to be a writer
It’s even more terrifying now.
It STILL looks creepy
I found this in my little sister’s notebook. Her crush, Drew, seems like quite the guy
Anonymous said: please describe what it is like to live in the us??
every morning my alarm gun wakes me up by firing directly over my head and if i dont immediately get up and sing the star spangled banner i get arrested. all matters in court are settled with opponents dressing up in bald eagle costumes and fighting to the death. theres an american flag tattooed across my face. once i saw someone get punched in the head repeatedly at a barbeque because they said they didnt like apple pie and nobody helped them. nobody even tried
Tears, idle tears, I know not what they mean,
Tears from the depth of some divine despair
Rise in the heart, and gather in the eyes,
In looking on the happy autumn-fields,
And thinking of the days that are no more.
- Alfred Lord Tennyson
(via these-lumping-lumps)not really a disney fan but yo
Everyone in the 90s fuckin caked themselves in foundation. There was this popular cosmetics brand called Jane, and it was really cheap and the foundation colors were all orangey. Everyone in the 90s caked themselves in orange foundation.what do you know
I’M FUCKING SCREAMING OMGGGGGG THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE 90S TO ROMANTICIZED BY NON-90S KIDS FUCK
I feel like a legend.
You know you’re in the next level of the relationship when you show them your feet.
(via these-lumping-lumps)hm? my feet are actually one of my best features like if there are non-ugly feet mine are those
That doesn’t sound fairly innocent the way I put it. Nevermind
When I was a kid I had a fairly innocent erotic narrative running through my head where a gothic seductress liked to flirt with men and dig her long nails into their chest and then they would be hooked, like it was a vampire’s bite.